3:57 a.m. - 2007-09-14
Clownfucker
Lyrics by Dana Gould
"...I love Morrissey (like a brother), and I wrote a song for him and he didn't record it, but if he ever did, he'd never have to record another song because this is the prototypical Morrissey song..."
She awoke in the morning and to no surprise
The man of last night had fled
Stains of white greasepaint on her body that ran
From her toes to the top of her head
The alarm stung her ear, she rolled over to spy
Much to her chagrin and her dread
A crumpled red nose and two oversized shoes
Strewn by the side of the bed
chorus
"Clown fucker! Clown fucker!" That's what they said
"Clown fucker! Clown fucker!" That's what they said
"No, never fuck a clown, dear," that's what mommy said
"Never, never fuck a clown, dear," that's what mommy said
She went to the bar and she started to drink
She drank and she drank and got drunk
She walked up to him and said, "How could you leave?"
But all he could do was honk
She knew it was over, it sunk in just then
It was time to say "it's the end"
He walked out the door and stepped into a car
With forty-eight of his friends...
