10:24 p.m. - 2006-11-15
Libidon't
I've lost interest in sex. Which is good since the antidepressant I'm on would probably prevent me from "enjoying" it anyway. Orgasmic dysfunction it's called. Don't get me wrong, I'm still pro sex. In theory. The same way I'm pro Communism. Nice idea on paper, but the party leaders eventually take too much power from the proletariat and luxuriate with Cuban cigars and premium vodka. Wait, I think I lost my point. Let's see... designated hitter?, Bigfoot? The magic bullet theory? No there's no real analogy for sex. You either buy it or you don't. I just think that for the foreseeable future it's best if I don't attempt to have a sexual relationship. The last one was disastrous. "It's the condom, I swear!" "This Viagra is expired!" "Oh right, maybe it's the Wellbutrin. Wait where did you go?" But I thought that was the go to antidepressant for non-sexual dysfuntion (to phrase it clumsily). Turns out in most cases it is, but I'm one of the lucky few that it affects sexually. Yay! I can be depressed and lonely, but aroused. Or I can be slightly less depressed and lonely, yet limp as a dishrag. Hmmm... Can I just get a peak behind door number 3?
