4:03 a.m. - 2005-04-24
Al dente Ramen noodles
Jim: I masturbated to a girl on the internet who looks like you.
Rose: You see, that's what amazes me.
Jim: What, my dedication?
Rose: No, that you think that telling me that will endear you to me.
Jim: It doesn't?
Rose: Actually, a little.
